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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels lived-in from the first wear. The relaxed, tubular cut drapes comfortably over the body, while the soft, washed color and vintage texture make the print look like it’s been part of your rotation for years. The design—bold skull artwork with thorny accents and gritty lettering—speaks with a sharp, unapologetic voice. It’s the kind of shirt you pull on when you want to telegraph attitude without fuss. Wear it to weekend rides, late-night bar hangs, or whenever you’re leaning into no-nonsense humor. The sewn-in label and durable double-needle stitching mean it stands up to time and life on the road.
Product Type: T-shirt
Theme/Features: Gritty, tattoo-inspired skull artwork with roses and barbed wire; bold, profane slogan; vintage, distressed look
Target Audience: Tattooed dads, motorcycle riders, alternative dads with dark humor
Occasions: Tattoo shop hangs, bike nights, casual nights out, Father’s Day gatherings with a rough-and-ready crowd
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft, vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Tubular, no-side-seam construction and double-needle stitched hems
- Size range S–4XL with pre-shrunk construction and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
T-Shirt — "Tatted Dad" Skull Design (I'm Not Always An Asshole / Go Fuck Yourself)
$33.99
Sale price
$33.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product Type: T-shirt
Theme/Features: Gritty, tattoo-inspired skull artwork with roses and barbed wire; bold, profane slogan; vintage, distressed look
Target Audience: Tattooed dads, motorcycle riders, alternative dads with dark humor
Occasions: Tattoo shop hangs, bike nights, casual nights out, Father’s Day gatherings with a rough-and-ready crowd
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft, vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Tubular, no-side-seam construction and double-needle stitched hems
- Size range S–4XL with pre-shrunk construction and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean